Kim Jong-Il war born in the Soviet Union on February 16, 1941. Kim Jong-Il is not "officially" the President of North Korea. His dead father declared him the "Eternal President" before he died. However, his official biography says he was born on sacred Baektul Mountail under a double rainbow. (That's kind of crazy, but it doesn't stop there...)
- His biogeraphy also says he doesn't defecate or urinate like other people.
- For his first game of golf, official reports say he shot 38 under par and got 11 holes in one.
- He planned to solve hunger in North Korea by breeding giant rabbits.
- He was once the world's single largest buyer of Hennessy, importing $700,000 worth per year.
- Workers inspect every grain of rice he eats to ensure exact size and color.
- He injects himself with the blood of virgins, reportedly to stay young.
- Citizens are told he and his father created the world and control the weather.
- At 5'3", he hates being short. So much so, he had all the short people in Pyongyang sent to uninhabited islands so their shortness wouldn't infect future generations.
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