Smurfs remake? Really?
[...] the casting of The Smurfs movie is a veritable who’s who of WTF. With an all-star cluster that includes Katy Perry, George Lopez, Neil Patrick Harris, and Quentin Tarantino. The last time NPH, Lopez, Tarantino, and Perry were hanging out, it was a gangbang somewhere in Burbank. Tarantino will be playing Brainy Smurf, and will no doubt spout monologues about Madonna’s vagina and how Top Gun is trying to make the Smurfs into gay Smurfs which should be easy, considering there’s one woman and it’s Katy Perry. Zing.
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